It took me a couple of seconds to get it!!A machinist calls his wife from work "honey, I've got some bad news. I cut my finger off at work today"
Wife says "the whole finger"
"nah, the one beside it".
You fingered it out eventually though.It took me a couple of seconds to get it!!
Hmnnn my gears are clashing but nothing is happening.... I might have to have someone explain that one to me.....let's wait and see if my dumb old brain will catch it...A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Minister, and a Rabbit, enter a Bar.
Bartender asks what they want.
The Rabbit say "Nothing for me, I'm just here because of Auto-Correct!"
Rabbi (religious person) was software auto corrected to Rabbit.Hmnnn my gears are clashing but nothing is happening.... I might have to have someone explain that one to me.....let's wait and see if my dumb old brain will catch it...
Ha ha, I'm glad you "spelled" it for me cuz I'm afraid I would have missed it! I'm hopefully on the winning laps of another bout of covid, so I'm blaming my extra slow thinking on covid fog brain.Rabbi (religious person) was software auto corrected to Rabbit.
I know this is a popular belief—but it was never true. Read a little about William Randolph Hearst for example.I kinda miss those days, nowadays the media don't even try to pretend they don't have a bias
Oh, I am well aware that there has ALWAYS been a chosen slant to what was dished out to the masses.I know this is a popular belief—but it was never true. Read a little about William Randolph Hearst for example.
Craig
That is surely true. Canadian humour is quite similar to Australian humour (where I was born). When I moved to Canada there was an American show on Television called Seinfeld. For the first couple of years I just couldn’t get it, the jokes were so blatantly obvious which was not how jokes in Australia often were.every country or nation has its specific history and customs
Ok, I’ll test the waters…Basically, I decided that agnostic political humour was ok.
Now nobody better be offended by that one! And if they are, I take offense and expect to be apologized to.Ok, I’ll test the waters…
Voting for different political parties is like being asked whether you want to be kicked or gouged…
Question: What’s the difference between an Election and a Horse Race?
Answer: You have a chance of winning in a horse race…
(That’s about it for politically agnostic for me…)
Is this @Susquatch?
But 77 is better than 69 because you get eight more.Since we’ve already ventured into the realm of Mathematical and Sexual jokes, here’s one that I can’t seem to forget…
What’s the decimal conversion for 69? 181…
I’m reading a book about antigravity. It’s impossible to put down.