Recently my father in law passed. His car was a Hyundai of some sort almost new. I'm tasked with retrieving it and then selling it.
FOB not working can't get in the car ( try both FOBs), finally get in it starts but the windshield wipers are so weak they can't move 1/2" of melting snow.
Get it home and I clean it up vacuum etc. the doors are open for about 1/2 hour that kills the (lawn tractor sized )battery. Look under the hood nope the battery is in the trunk. Trunk release is solenoid operated, cant get in the trunk. Google search yields various solutions one is boosting the car from some basically unreachable terminals under the hood or look in the backseat area for this little plastic cap, remove the cap and use needle nose pliers to reach down and find a string. Fish the string up and pull really hard. It worked but I'm guessing that string is good for perhaps 3 pulls before it breaks. What a complete piece of s****!
Put it up for sale with the title Low milage, almost new PRICED TO SELL.
I drove that car for 20km and it gave me more trouble than my Lexus has in 10 years.
That had to be designed by Retired 1950's VOLKSWAGON EnGINners!
Whilst my PITA is not machines designed STUpiD, let me share my #1 all time FAVORITE:
INSTRUCTION MANUALS
It really doesn't matter what you are looking at, Coffee Pot, Air Conditioner, Radio, Etc , Et¢., This started for me, in 1995, as a Manfactured Homes installation tech. (Fancy Dancy Titles for job titles comes in a Nearly Equal status) • • • • • • • If there was a CEILING FAN, it came boxed, instalation after the homes delivery. Now my BOSS, (Another Topic, but lets put a PIN in that) had a Requirement that I MUST read the INSTRUCTION MANUAL, prior to Instalation: the factory buys them a QuaBillion at a time, but "Maybe One is DIFFERENT" Aye WATT?
The first sentence, BURNED INTO MY BRAIN scarred, Branded I will remember it FOREVER:
"Please to read instructions before you Electricute yourself" WHICH obviously give a Technically Tallented person PERMISSION to electricute themselves AFTER reading the manual • • • • •
(This was not a >Bad Reply< I failed to remember the DAILY Morning Ritual) • • • • • •
COFFEE FIRST, Think Second
philip, From Baja Canada, Oregon Pacific NorthWET, USA
"The HISTORY of the Future, is yet to be Written"