I'm thinking it might not be too hard to get in the basement. Large crane, set it on the floor in the main living area. Poof it's in the basement.
You could cut a hole in the floor, build a dancefloor on Perry poles, skate the machine onto the dance floor, pop a hole in the roof to drop the block through, pick up the machine, disassemble the dance floor, drop the machine in the basement, bam done
Bonus the mobile crane could lift the machine off the trailer for you as well, 2 birds, 1 stone
I think I could convince my wife of this plan no problem
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