Hahaha I agree that a happy wife is a good thing but from there we differ....I can keep my wife extremely happy by keeping an almost unlimited supply of ammo handy for her & cleaning her guns for her when necessary. She will shoot 3-5000 rounds a year most years and she is most happy when she's got two strapped on & two on the tables in front of her and "bang'n & clang'n when the beeper goes off ( in competition ,she regularly shoots 24 rounds out of the 4 guns in 28-32 seconds and it is very unusual if she misses a target at that speed, usually 1 or 2 misses per 250 shots).....so I try very hard to "keep her happy" to do otherwise could be very unhealthy in a very short timeframe LOL.
See. It just goes to prove my old saying. No matter how bad things get, there is always someone who is worse off than I am even on my worst day......