A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take…
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I have never changed a diaper, but I can figure it out. using cloth.
I can definitely plan an invasion, I grew up on risk and paintball.
I can butcher a hog, but prefer not to slaughter it.
I graduated from power squadron, and used to sail so can easily conn a ship, but forget offshore navigation without GPS.
Design a building, easy peasy, been there done that.
No one will be reading my sonnets in a few hundreds years time.
Balance accounts, don't they do that themselves
build a wall, retaining walls, wood frame walls, ICF walls, 2 storey walls... Check.
set a bone, at one time I wanted to be orthopaedic surgeon, who wants to break their arm and let me attempt to set it?
comfort the dying, I'd prefer not to and haven't had to yet. So no dying people.
take orders, not my forte... unless they orders make sense.
give orders, can do.
cooperate, can do... but I much prefer to act alone.
solve equations, yeah. I love excel but I have a couple of slide rules to take into the apocalypse.
analyze a new problem, made a living doing this.
pitch manure, done it, but arthritis says use mechanized
program a computer, nope, not really my jam.
cook a tasty meal, naturally because I like to eat.
fight efficiently, one of my fortes.
die gallantly, I'll pass thank you very much. I'd much prefer to cheat and eliminate my enemies stealthily without giving them the least chance of fighting back... this sortta harkens back to the planning an invasion thing.