So when I was talking log houses with
@Susquatch the other day I didn't get into the moving stories 'cause they weren't really relevant. But I bought a used
Pioneer Farmsaw (model number if I have to) in order to clear the trees from two sides of the house in preparation for the move. Picked it up at Gary's Tools in Forest Lawn (Calgary) where he'd had (iIrc) three different locations over the years. Fantastic place - big ol' fat Gary never came out from behind the counter, and the joint was full of very reasonably priced used hand tools, vinyl, and CDs, and the usual smattering of weird stuff. Really miss that place.
I took care of the trees, nothing too challenging there. We were on a well, so that didn't need anyone's help either. Called Atco Gas and they came out, sniffed, and shut off the service on the appointed day and time, total pros. But repeated calls to Enmax (formerly Calgary Power) weren't getting anyone's attention. If it had been a small matter of disconnecting the 220V service from the house, I coulda handled that just fine too. But it came from a pole with a 14KV transformer up top, and that pole was smack in middle of the path the truck was going to take while pulling the house out. Finally, the day had come for the move (the permit was actually for that night (i.e. 3am the next day, so we had still a few hours), and the pole was still there. So I made one last call to Enmax, got through to a manager in whichever damn department had been ignoring me, and told him that he had exactly six hours to take care of it, after which I'd do so with a .30-30 round through the transformer followed by cutting down the pole with my cool new chainsaw.
Their "emergency crew" was there in an hour and the house moved, on schedule, that night. With the house up on the I-beams at the edge of the field, I went to sleep in my own bed as usual. At 3am a lot of lights and noise appeared, I climbed out of bed, jumped out of the house and into the '65 Ambassador ragtop I was driving at the time, and followed my house down the road for three hours under the stars of a gorgeous August night.
Anyway, I'm not a really demanding user - mostly cutting up deadfall for firewood - but I'm still using that same saw.