Elektrishun
Ultra Member
So, bottom line seems to be that only a very few of us actually milked by hand.
I milked by hand, got regularly kicked or spilled the pail, and often got crapped on too.
I also cranked the cream separator, and fed the skim back to the calves. We didn't sell milk, just cream and butter.
And yes, I churned the cream to make butter. We didn't use yellow dye though.
Every once is a blue moon I got to make ice-cream too!
Those were very good times.
As soon as I read this I recalled the scene from the movie Kingpin with Roy Munson proudly holding the pail of milk and wiping his mouth.