Todays Chuckle

Dusty

(Bill)
Premium Member
And on the eighth day...

And on the 8th day, God created seniors. Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their eyeglasses, keys, and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.


Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things, requiring them to bend, reach, and stretch more. And God looked down and saw that it was good.


Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature, requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.


So if you find, as you age, you are getting up and down a lot more times, remember it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
 

jorogi

Well-Known Member
And on the eighth day...

And on the 8th day, God created seniors. Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their eyeglasses, keys, and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.


Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things, requiring them to bend, reach, and stretch more. And God looked down and saw that it was good.


Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature, requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.


So if you find, as you age, you are getting up and down a lot more times, remember it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
Trained my dog to pick things up on command, she is such a keener that within seconds of something hitting the ground she is trying to put it in my hand. She wasn't around one day and I was appalled at how it felt to pick something up for myself, now we race to pick things up but she usually beats me.
Some scientists studying the oldest population on earth attributed their longevity largely to little lifestyle items, climbing stairs, non electric can openers, stirring food by hand, stoking fires instead of turning thermostat dials, ironing, walking, lack of remote controls etc. Makes sense.
 
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