HaHa just kidding. Might be a bit premature. OTOH my 3DP FrankenSharpener prototype for shop scissors works amazingly well. Using my 1x42 Delta belt sander with a worn out (and too coarse) blue belt. Once clamped its very easy to just guide it along the table. It put a very constant, consistent bevel on the edge. My well abused Oldy's have been hand ground by yours truly so no surprise to see edge correction there. But I pre-felt penned some new-ish offshore office type scissors & it was obvious my grind was better. Bit of edge de-burring with diamond & they cut like the dickens. I kind of mucked up the clamp design & it has no angle variation (yet). Probably there is more to scissor edges than what I'm doing. I won't volunteer to do the wifes sewing shears. But for my shop stash, I'm happy