humour

"What kind of music do you like?" Wind turbine: "I'm a big metal fan" You might be an engineer if…You destroy things just to see how they work "When I wrote this code, only me and God knew how it works. Now only God knows..." Before studying engineering, if someone asked me what 1+1 is, I...

A collection of engineering jokes, plagiarized from everywhere. Enjoy! Why did the lathe get a ticket? Because it was turning too fast! What did the boring bar say to the chuck? "I'm just passing through!” Why don't machinists like to play cards? Too many cuts and they hate...